If your kids got an eyeclops for Christmas please do not look at your fingernails.
Do not look at your cuticles that you put lotion on all the time.
Do not look at the palm of your hand that you just washed.
Do not look at your lips.
Try not to look at your stretch marks.
Don’t look at your earring hole.
Do not look at you underarms.
Do not look at the bottom of your heal and for sure not that hair on your big toe.
Promise me you won’t look at your son’s wart.
Do not look at your unshaven legs.
Please don’t look at your scalp.
Don’t try to look at your bellybutton.
Do not look at the hairs on your arms, your back, or your head.
Don’t look at that freckle.
And, whatever you do no matter how much you are dying to do it: DON’T LOOK AT YOUR FACE.
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Decorating is a skill you can learn.
Learn the rules then break them beautifully.
We Believe
in Unconventional
House Rules:
Home exists to serve people, not the other way around.
The size of your house doesn’t dictate the size of your hospitality.
Home should be the safest place on earth to take a risk.
Unique style always trumps trends.
Cozy doesn’t have to mean cluttered.
Minimal doesn’t have to mean cold.
It doesn’t have to be complicated to be festive.
It doesn’t have to be perfect to be beautiful.