Look how sweet and gentle he is.
Oh, I wonder what he’s up to now. Maybe he’s going to help an old lady cross the street or could it be he’s rushing home to set the table for dinner?
Awww. Look what he found, a cute little unassuming lizard. My child is so creative and loves animals of all sorts.
See what I mean. He’s put this cute little captain’s hat on the lizard.
Oh, how adorable! Now, my darling child is letting this lizard drive a ship.
Wait. What’s that honey? Your lizard won’t play with you anymore?
I’m sorry to report that within 3 minutes of play this lizard mysteriously became a quadriplegic.
That reminds me of another time that this animal loving child decided to lock himself in his older brother’s room. The room that happened to have the goldfish bowl. By the time I found him, his sleeves were all wet, and there was a parade of matchbox cars lined up on the floor. Upon closer inspection, I noticed there was something in the tiny pickup truck that he was pushing happily across the floor. It was Goldie, our beloved family pet goldfish.