I sell tassels.
I sell handmade, one of a kind, adorable sweet tassels.
And I’ll admit, no one actually needs a tassel.
You can truly live a fulfilling life without one.
Or, at least that’s what I’ve heard.
Your lamp will not care if it is naked.
Nor will your armoire.
And if you have one, well, there’s no room for another.
I cannot think of one place to hang them.
They are so dull and boring.
You do not need a tassel. Do not go to my overflowing with fresh, beautiful tassels etsy shop and buy yourself one. Oh, and they make horrible gifts too.
PS I am at a coffee shop again because my internet has gone out for the second time. If you are expecting an email from me–so sorry, give me a day or so to work out these kinks!