I have no earthly idea how to do this. There’s a popular, well read blogger who is hosting a Christmas open house. Yesterday. So, I decided to do it, today. I threw in a few fun decorating ideas for those of you who aren’t as creative as moi.

Here’s a great one. Hang a Christmas tassel on your toilet. Tres chic.

Another mind boggler. Please don’t leak this to Martha Stewart. I’m trademarking it.

It’s Christmas. Say it with love. And holly.Don’t forget to decorate your trash.