It’s happening! Tomorrow we really will have the sale unless we wake up and it’s tornadoeing or something. My parents will be here to help make sure there are no shoplifters. Just kidding. As if. Once you see some of this stuff you might just curse my name for tricking you into thinking I was gonna have cute stuff to sell.

Actually, I do have some darling items but I keep worrying that once I get it all set up it’s gonna look like three things. Maybe that’s because I keep pulling stuff inside the house because I might really need it and this time I’m really gonna use it so I cannot sell it. Somebody stop me.

I hope it looks like more than 3 things when we set it up.

We’ll open at 8. PLEASE don’t show up at 7:15 and start trying to look through stuff while I try to make it look like I have more than 3 things. I want to have everything all organized so we can swing open the masking tape right at 8.

And don’t take a shower and look all cute because I most likely won’t be looking all cute.

Now I am done spouting off all my rules. If you never got my address, I’ll be checking facebook later tonight for any messages. I hope you don’t hate me when you meet me if we have never met before.