When we moved in the first thing I did was removed the weird fern patterned “privacy paper” from the front door sidelights. Y’all. This stuff is like contact paper for your windows only SUPER sticky. One day I walked up and found my boys pressing their hands and faces and well, other body parts up against the sticky residue while daring each other to see who could rip said body part away the fastest.

So now do I not only have thick, unclear sticky windows, you can also make out the shapes of um, parts. Help! What can I use to take the stick off?